my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so
i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way
I literally had to read that 5 times…
oh my god
Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.
SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS EATING PIZZA RIGHT NOW AND YOURE PROBABLY NOT
im so SUDDENLY AND INEXPLICABLY FILLED WITH HATE
the lizards are just like what. the. fuck.
I’d like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought:
“Those bastards are hiding something delicious in there I know it.”