awayed:

my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

anachronistique:

cannibalcoalition:

A friend found this for me.

It wins every argument.

oh

oh crap

takealoadofffanny:

stimfresh:

damn i bet this cosplay cost an arm and a leg

GET OUT

dittoh:

Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.

mr-radical:

fuckpalpitoad:

SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS EATING PIZZA RIGHT NOW AND YOURE PROBABLY NOT

im so SUDDENLY AND INEXPLICABLY FILLED WITH HATE

cl0thes0ff:

the lizards are just like what. the. fuck.

thesickestjokes:

I’d like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought:

“Those bastards are hiding something delicious in there I know it.”