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homeiswherethecrimeis:

So today in class I got an adorable paper airplane from the girl who sits behind me after saying I didn’t give a fuck.
To my surprise there was a little note written inside for me.
Thank you friend, I now have a fuck to give.

inheritedloss:

vulpes-vulpix:

qtiest:

ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love

excuse you, my eyes are blue and in the sun they get a steely gray glint just around the pupil and they look pretty damn awesome.

You:

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stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK


YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

dear friends, here is a brief psa

kittydesade:

westerosbaptistchurch:

things that do not make you a man:

  • genital configuration

things that do make you a man:

  • inability to slay the witch-king of angmar

Almost snorted milk out of my nose.

nevver:

Shhhh…… it’ll be over soon.

nevver:

Shhhh…… it’ll be over soon.

mustachio-furioso:

marymorstan:

neyruto:

a dystopian novel about some guy who works in the government and is just trying to get by while some shitty kids try and overthrow society

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so that spinning globe is not a gif, it’s one png file that is constantly being repositioned and cropped by the page’s html

aurorean:

bishoujowerewolf:

beesmygod:

pyramidslayer:

amazing

im laughing so hard

fucking incredible

oh my god it’s true

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